Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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