just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I look better un-naked...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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