Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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