Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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