lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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