When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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