I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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