Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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