I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
should my penis look like a turkey
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
