He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
last night I used snow as a chaser
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