and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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