i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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