Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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