Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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