We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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