i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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