I got chris browned last night
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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