with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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