Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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