shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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