About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
