This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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