idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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