all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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