I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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