I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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