This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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