so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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