I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I CAN MOONWALK!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont even know how to be here
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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