Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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