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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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