I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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