Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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