The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
