Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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