quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
