i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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