Sry I called you an 8
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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