i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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