It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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