so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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