Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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