Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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