White coat. Heels.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
