Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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