Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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