I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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