I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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