I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
When are your genitals available?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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