Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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