This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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