Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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