apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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