Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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