Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
